IMPORTANT NOTICE:
GONE MISSING
One (1) x AL A
Ex-left field scribe on various eclectic magazines, Kill Your Pet Puppy, Punk Lives, Zig Zag, Encyclopedia of Ecstasy, and others. Ex-Proprietor of All The Madmen Records. Rubber specialist.
Age – roughly about a hundred (100)
Need information on AL’s whereabouts, we at KYPP online control base are very worried that AL may have been buried under some collapsing hardcover books whilst studying for a 100,000 word essay on the Jacobite Revolution, the new way to spread Marmite on a biscuit, for the ill informed amongst you. Most of the words that AL uses are quite long so it probably means the books will be quite heavy to fit those same words in. He may be trapped under these heavy books with one outstretched hand grasping desperately onto his feathered quill.
He may be caught in a snow drift on the Scottish borders with only a Mark Stewart CD for company.
Kidnapping is also a concern for the KYPP online control base. If anyone comes forward with a ransom demand we, at KYPP online control base, will of course be prepared to negotiate. Please be aware that we would like to pick up Nectar points on any monies transferred for the safe release of AL.
His site Green Galloway has not been amended since 03/03/08. The AL section on KYPP has not been amended since 28/02/08. We need our AL back.
Any one with information on the whereabouts or any sightings of AL please let us know in the KYPP online control base, via the comments function.
While you search in your local areas for any sightings of AL the KYPP man of words, please enjoy the early 1960’s buzz of the strangely named U.S Heads, ? And The Mysterians, whose big hit ’96 Tears’ I do not own, so this one will have to do instead. Freaky band.
