{"id":10100,"date":"2019-02-26T20:44:47","date_gmt":"2019-02-26T20:44:47","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/killyourpetpuppy.co.uk\/news\/?p=10100"},"modified":"2019-04-03T22:54:14","modified_gmt":"2019-04-03T21:54:14","slug":"alone-in-a-darkened-room-with-bauhaus-an-essay-by-al-puppy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/killyourpetpuppy.co.uk\/news\/alone-in-a-darkened-room-with-bauhaus-an-essay-by-al-puppy\/","title":{"rendered":"Alone In A Darkened Room With Bauhaus: An essay by Al Puppy"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"has-text-color has-vivid-red-color\"><strong>TEXT ORIGINALLY WRITTEN BY AL PUPPY IN 2005 \u2013 TIDIED UP AND IMAGES ADDED BY MICKEY PENGUIN IN 2019<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"683\" src=\"https:\/\/killyourpetpuppy.co.uk\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/02\/Bauhaus-1024x683.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-10105\" srcset=\"https:\/\/killyourpetpuppy.co.uk\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/02\/Bauhaus-1024x683.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/killyourpetpuppy.co.uk\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/02\/Bauhaus-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/killyourpetpuppy.co.uk\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/02\/Bauhaus-768x512.jpg 768w, https:\/\/killyourpetpuppy.co.uk\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/02\/Bauhaus.jpg 1800w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p><em>I do get bored, I get bored<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><em>In the flat field I get bored<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><em>I do get bored In the flat field<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I get bored easily. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Although I can\u2019t get down to London to give a speech to twenty or so MPs in Westminster (for Friends of the Earth on Thursday 23 June) about Tesco I should really be sitting here writing up one to send down any way. Got it all honed down to a bunch of soundbites, people seem surprised at how well I can articulate on Tesco for the media (even got on Radio 4 Today doing it) but being saying the same things for tv and radio and press many many times for a year now. Like a tape loop, put me in front of a microphone \/ camera and out it comes, even when I am knackered after spending nine hours at a planning meeting.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Sure, it needs to be done and no doubt I could have done it\u2026 but I get bored saying the same thing over and over again. So here is something else, which is also getting a bit boring by now that although Kill Your Pet Puppy was part of the \u2018anarcho-punk\u2019 scene 79 \/ 84 we featured as many \u2018goth\u2019 groups like Bauhaus and Southern Death Cult as anarcho ones\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>So, I have spent the past couple of hours listening to lots of Bauhaus and typing up the following from KYPP 3. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Not the full interview, just highlights. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Please note the quote which says the only affinity they felt was with <em>\u2018the spirit of punk\u2019<\/em>\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"730\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/killyourpetpuppy.co.uk\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/02\/KYPPBOOK039-730x1024.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-10101\" srcset=\"https:\/\/killyourpetpuppy.co.uk\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/02\/KYPPBOOK039-730x1024.jpg 730w, https:\/\/killyourpetpuppy.co.uk\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/02\/KYPPBOOK039-214x300.jpg 214w, https:\/\/killyourpetpuppy.co.uk\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/02\/KYPPBOOK039-768x1077.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 730px) 100vw, 730px\" \/><figcaption> <br><\/figcaption><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p>Kill Your Pet Puppy 3 \u2013 Summer 1980 \u2013 Still only 25p.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p> The cover  a drawing by Brett Puppy of Mohican haired punk couple kissing. \u2018She\u2019 wears armband which reads \u2018 Obedience is Slavery\u2019. \u2018He\u2019 has tattoo which reads \u2018Beyond the Law\u2019 and T-shirt \u2018Conformity is Death\u2019.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>We had a bit of an editorial discussion on this cover, which resulted in \u2018female\u2019 punk being made more masculine and \u2018male\u2019 punk being made more feminine. She got a pair of DMs and he got a bit of makeup but jaw lines reveal gender. The couple are sitting on the ground in darkness, behind them is a cityscape of black tower blocks and behind that a setting \/ rising sun. Above them is Ms. Puppy clutching a pair of scissors dripping blood\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>On one of the tower blocks is written Bauhaus, Honey Bane,\nChaos, Cuddly Toys\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"730\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/killyourpetpuppy.co.uk\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/02\/KYPPBOOK042-730x1024.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-10102\" srcset=\"https:\/\/killyourpetpuppy.co.uk\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/02\/KYPPBOOK042-730x1024.jpg 730w, https:\/\/killyourpetpuppy.co.uk\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/02\/KYPPBOOK042-214x300.jpg 214w, https:\/\/killyourpetpuppy.co.uk\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/02\/KYPPBOOK042-768x1077.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 730px) 100vw, 730px\" \/><figcaption> <br><\/figcaption><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed-youtube wp-block-embed is-type-video is-provider-youtube wp-embed-aspect-16-9 wp-has-aspect-ratio\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"800\" height=\"450\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/N3OvC6vRxRg?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe>\n<\/div><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Bauhaus \/ Telegram Sam<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The perfect example of how to make a cover version your own.\nIt screams, shrieks, crawls from the nether regions of your consciousness and\nscrapes its black varnished nails across your slowly awakening, red sun glossed\netc\u2026 In other words, Bauhaus do it again \u2013 not a patch on their live version,\nbut undoubtedly their best single yet. Forget CBS darlings, Adam and the\nPlastic replicas, THIS is what Sex people eat between meals. If our two-page\ninterview doesn\u2019t convince you, listen to this. Inspiring. One to smear your\nmake up to.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed-youtube wp-block-embed is-type-video is-provider-youtube wp-embed-aspect-16-9 wp-has-aspect-ratio\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"800\" height=\"450\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/rMkxesswE8M?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe>\n<\/div><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>I\u2019ve got to say (only 25 years on) the \u2018Telegram Sam\u2019 side\nsounds pretty tame, but the other side of 12\u2033 version with John Cale\u2019s \u2018Rose\nGarden Funeral of Thorns\u2019 and \u2018Crowds\u2019 is a lot more atmospheric.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"730\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/killyourpetpuppy.co.uk\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/02\/KYPPBOOK050-730x1024.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-10103\" srcset=\"https:\/\/killyourpetpuppy.co.uk\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/02\/KYPPBOOK050-730x1024.jpg 730w, https:\/\/killyourpetpuppy.co.uk\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/02\/KYPPBOOK050-214x300.jpg 214w, https:\/\/killyourpetpuppy.co.uk\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/02\/KYPPBOOK050-768x1077.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 730px) 100vw, 730px\" \/><figcaption> <br><\/figcaption><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"730\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/killyourpetpuppy.co.uk\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/02\/KYPPBOOK051-730x1024.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-10104\" srcset=\"https:\/\/killyourpetpuppy.co.uk\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/02\/KYPPBOOK051-730x1024.jpg 730w, https:\/\/killyourpetpuppy.co.uk\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/02\/KYPPBOOK051-214x300.jpg 214w, https:\/\/killyourpetpuppy.co.uk\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/02\/KYPPBOOK051-768x1077.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 730px) 100vw, 730px\" \/><figcaption> <br>Pause. The text is printed dark pink on a lighter pink photo of the group. It is difficult for me to read. To save my beautiful eyes from damage, I will pick out a couple of highlights rather than try to transcribe whole damn thing. <\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>They Came from Northampton: Bauhaus in jeans and tennis shoes shock<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>We went to interview Bauhaus after their recording of a session for Peter Powell early this year [1980]. The interview was something of a washout, not being helped by KYPP mobile recording studio which records and mixes interviews below the ability of the human ear to hear. So, here it is as remembered by our daring do reporter who rung the rags of his flu-wracked brain to remember what questions he asked and what they replied.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Bauhaus spoke to me after a day of unsuccessfully trying to\nrecord a session. I must report in accord with KYPP policy of sickening honesty\nthat they did not speak to me from their coffins, nor did they call me from\nVienna, they looked ordinary apart from their professionally peculiar guitarist\nDanny Ashman\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Q: What do you see as your main purpose?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>A: Well to have fun mainly, of course. To continue our\nlittle experiments\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>A: \u2018The Flat Field\u2019 is about boredom really.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Q: \u2018Terror Couple Kill Colonel\u2019 might seem to be about the\nRAF (German variety) especially with the newspaper clippings quoted in it.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>A: No, it is about the IRA! Or rather it is about the way\nnewspapers tend to trivialise important subjects and sensationalise unimportant\nones. The track [also a single] is a precis of an article about the killing of\na British Colonel in Germany by the IRA that had the catchy title of the\nheadline. It was a tiny piece rubbing shoulders and god knows what else, a\nwhole page of assorted trivia. Tits and arse.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Q: Tell us about your reason for recording \u2018Rose Garden\nFuneral of Sores\u2019.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>A: The lyrical content and mood of the John Cale track fits\nin with the general diseased scheme of things. Cale\u2019s great.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Q: What do you feel about the currently hyped London bands,\nSpandau and their scene? You did play Billy\u2019s which was part of the scene?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>A: If we popularised the scene then it wasn\u2019t by our own\ndesign at all. Billy\u2019s was just somewhere to play. We have never associated\nourselves within any scene. The only affinity we have with any movement, is in\nthe original spirit of punk\u2026 We don\u2019t feel ourselves to be part of the Blitz\nscene. That goes for glam rock as well.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Q: Could you expand on the subjects mentioned by the group in the KICK interview i.e. \u2018sexual energy is vital\u2019, \u2018Primeval magick is not planned\u2019 ?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>A: Sexual energy, the electrical energy that sparks, is\nvital to the group\u2019s approach, especially on stage. It is the energy that runs\nlike an undercurrent through a good performance. If it is not there or if it is\nweak, then the performance will be weak as well. It needs to be present when\nrecording as well. The primeval magick mentioned relates to this. It is the\nspontaneous energy contained in a record or a live gig that makes the thing exciting,\nspecial atmosphere is important. The right atmosphere of a venue, studio,\naudience, climate can promote the magick. It is a question of chemical,\nelectrical interaction, and reaction. It is hard to talk about it must be\nsensed. Felt.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>TEXT ORIGINALLY WRITTEN BY AL PUPPY IN 2005 \u2013 TIDIED UP AND IMAGES ADDED BY MICKEY PENGUIN IN 2019 I do get bored, I get bored In the flat field I get bored I do get bored In the flat field I get bored easily. 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